We’re releasing an album! Six brand new songs from your favourite idiots. Come celebrate with us at the Grindstone Theatre on Sunday March 3rd! We’ll be performing the entire album live with a FULL BAND, plus some sketch comedy from our pals Michael Johnson and Marguerite Lawler. Tickets on sale now!

Edmonton’s favourite sons make their triumphant return to the Big Smoke! Catch Success 5000 at Comedy Bar on Friday March 15th and Saturday March 16th. Can’t wait to party with you, Toronto! Tickets on sale now.

Success 5000 will be performing at next month’s Blue Halloo Comedy Cabaret! Hear a bunch of tunes off our forthcoming album LIVE on February 3rd, 7pm at the Grindstone Theatre. Tickets available now! https://www.showpass.com/bluehalloo-feb3/

Hey pals! Been a while, huh? We have a bunch of exciting things in the works (including a BRAND NEW ALBUM), and your first chance to catch a sneak peek of some brand new Success tunes is THiS THURSDAY. We’ll be closing out the evening at the YIKES! Film Festival on Thursday, November 16th at the Foundry Room in Edmonton. A twelve dollar day pass gets you access to a bunch of films AND our set – get yours today!

Hey friends! It’s been a while. Between Josh being in school and getting engaged, Robyn getting married and buying a townhouse, both of us getting dogs, and, y’know, a GLOBAL PANDEMIC, we haven’t been doing much comedy lately. We just wanted to let you know that yes, we are still a thing, and we’ve even got some new material on the way! You probably won’t be able to catch us live for a while yet, but we’ll be debuting some brand new songs at the all-virtual 2022 Toronto Sketch Comedy Festival, March 23-27. We’re very proud of these tunes, and we can’t wait for you to hear them. We love you all – stay safe, get vaxxed, get boosted, wear your mask, don’t be shitty!