We made these for our Valentine’s show last night, but we wanted to share them with everyone! Spread the love/hate/ambivalence/hornyness!

Hey Calgary pals! Success 5000 will be in your city for THREE NIGHTS headlining THREE SHOWS. Catch us on Wednesday the 24th at the Oak Tree Tavern, Thursday the 25th at Nite Owl, and Friday the 26th at the Kinkonauts Theatre! This will be the second time in history that we’ve performed in Calgary, so like… catch us now, or be sad for a long time.