Success 5000 are pleased to announce the first two dates of our cross-country tour! Tell everybody you know (in Vancouver in Calgary at least)!

MONDAY, AUGUST 26TH: CLUSTERFUN!
Havana Restaurant, 1212 Commercial Drive, Vancouver BC

WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 28TH: JUPITER COMEDY!
Jupiter Lounge, 124 10th St NW, Calgary AB

More cross-Canada dates to be added soon! Check the LIVE page for updates!

Our Tour Kickoff/Film Screening/EP Release went amazingly well! …and now that it’s over, the new record is live on our Bandbamp page! Six newly recorded tracks, consisting of all our best material, complete with full-band orchestration for maximum “ratchet club banger” factor. Seriously, this is Success 5000 you can dance to… dare we say, this is Success 5000 you could get ALL KINDS OF FREAKY to.

YOU CAN CLICK RIGHT HERE TO GO THERE AND DOWNLOAD IT FOR SUPER CHEAP!

Or you can click on “Music” on the menu at the top of the page, of just Google us or whatever. There’s lots of ways.

FRIENDS! We are extremely pleased to announce our TOUR KICKOFF, EP RELEASE, AND MOVIE SCREENING AT THE WUNDERBAR! As the name suggests, it will be the start of our CROSS-COUNTRY TOUR, and will feature a PERFORMANCE, an EP THAT YOU CAN KEEP, and a SCREENING OF OUR HIT FILM. Don’t even think about not being there!