Josh obtained his degree in Successanometry suspiciously quickly. I’m beginning to doubt that the Chicago Institute of Achievementology and Accomplishmentarianism is an entirely legitimate educational institution. I’d revoke my application for enrollment, but they’re the only school that offers a joint major in Triumphant Triumphancy AND Gravy Train Conduction. You have no idea how many doors this is going to open for me.
-Robyn
SUCCESS 5000 
I love Robyn’s caulking gun sound effects… EPIC SHITZ!
When will there be a Success 5000 seminar in Camrose? Our neighbors in LeDuc got one but we did not. There is a vast market of nearly deads that wish to learn the ways of success and the caulking gun.
Thank you for your prompt reply.