We’re branching out into different stations here at SSCN. SSCMTV is a new branch of our original station, SSCN. SSCMTV is different.

-Josh

Josh obtained his degree in Successanometry suspiciously quickly.  I’m beginning to doubt that the Chicago Institute of Achievementology and Accomplishmentarianism is an entirely legitimate educational institution.  I’d revoke my application for enrollment, but they’re the only school that offers a joint major in Triumphant Triumphancy AND Gravy Train Conduction.  You have no idea how many doors this is going to open for me.

-Robyn

So get this: it’s MY birthday, but instead of hitting all you chumps up for presents, Josh and I are giving YOU a brand new video!  This is a commercial that originally aired on SSCN (check with your local satellite provider for ordering info) for the Bank of SSC.  I… wouldn’t actually recommend signing up for an account.  The whole thing’s a front for the Mafia of SSC.  Enjoy!

-Robyn

Here’s a clip of some of the fine programming available on SSCN.  Josh and I write awesome kids’ songs.  I’m angling for a steady gig writing for Sesame Street.  ‘Til then, tho, it’s back to whoring myself out behind the 7-11 for spare change.  Damn this economy!

-Robyn