Sorry there haven’t been many updates lately… I just got back from the hospital.  You’ll see why.  Still very weak, have strange craving for human flesh and inexplicable tendency to speak in stilted shorthand.

This is the fourth in a series of Open Auditions.  Any interested parties must first beat my high score on “Trauma Center” for the Nintendo Wii.  Talk to me when you’ve removed the huge-ass piece of glass from that dude’s heart.