Well, if nothing else, at least this applicant isn’t a homeless person who followed me home. I apologize for the title, but that was honestly what she called it. Also, apparently I have a maid. And a drum kit. This new house is full of surprises.
This is the third installment of our ongoing series of Open Auditions. Any interested parties must first submit a 500 word essay detailing what Remembrance Day means to them. Talk to me once you’ve deconstructed the metaphor of the Poppy.