Well, if nothing else, at least this applicant isn’t a homeless person who followed me home. I apologize for the title, but that was honestly what she called it. Also, apparently I have a maid. And a drum kit. This new house is full of surprises.
This is the third installment of our ongoing series of Open Auditions. Any interested parties must first submit a 500 word essay detailing what Remembrance Day means to them. Talk to me once you’ve deconstructed the metaphor of the Poppy.
Good lord, I don’t even know what to say. I really need to stop snacking before dinner so I can avoid situations like this in the future.
This is the second in a series of Open Auditions. Any interested parties must first answer a mathematical skill-testing question (r-15=q+9). Talk to me after you’ve solved for x.
PS: If anyone knows where the hell that drum kit came from, let me know. I swear that thing just showed up in our basement one day. I suspect leprechauns are to blame.
You wouldn’t believe the sort of people I meet at the bus station. Or maybe you would. I mean, if you watch this video you might. Just sayin’.
This will be the first in a series of Open Auditions. Any interested parties must first overcome the Seven Trials of Pain. Talk to me once you’ve slain the Chimera.
I give you a loving tribute to the late King of Pop. I post this with the utmost respect. We’ll miss you, Michael.
This is extremely weird for me, but Josh has been gone for weeks now, and I can’t hide forever. I don’t know where he went, or if he’s ever coming back, but I know he wouldn’t want the band to suffer the consequences of our disagreement… of my mistake. I know it will never be the same without him, but there’s not much I can do. I will try to post a new video soon. It still hurts too much at the moment.
Also, while I’ve been heavily distracted by these issues, I haven’t been completely hidden under a rock. A recent passing has had a very personal impact on Said Saviour’s Cock, and I would be remiss not to pay my respects.
Rest in peace, Mr. Mays. You will live on in our hearts, and we will make sure your message lives on: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07ncdYOkeE4