Well, if nothing else, at least this applicant isn’t a homeless person who followed me home.  I apologize for the title, but that was honestly what she called it.  Also, apparently I have a maid.  And a drum kit.  This new house is full of surprises.

This is the third installment of our ongoing series of Open Auditions.  Any interested parties must first submit a 500 word essay detailing what Remembrance Day means to them.  Talk to me once you’ve deconstructed the metaphor of the Poppy.



Good lord, I don’t even know what to say.  I really need to stop snacking before dinner so I can avoid situations like this in the future.

This is the second in a series of Open Auditions.  Any interested parties must first answer a mathematical skill-testing question (r-15=q+9).  Talk to me after you’ve solved for x.

PS: If anyone knows where the hell that drum kit came from, let me know.  I swear that thing just showed up in our basement one day.  I suspect leprechauns are to blame.


Woman Done Left Me Cold

You wouldn’t believe the sort of people I meet at the bus station.  Or maybe you would.  I mean, if you watch this video you might.  Just sayin’.

This will be the first in a series of Open Auditions.  Any interested parties must first overcome the Seven Trials of Pain.  Talk to me once you’ve slain the Chimera.


Moving On

This is extremely weird for me, but Josh has been gone for weeks now, and I can’t hide forever.  I don’t know where he went, or if he’s ever coming back, but I know he wouldn’t want the band to suffer the consequences of our disagreement… of my mistake.  I know it will never be the same without him, but there’s not much I can do.  I will try to post a new video soon.  It still hurts too much at the moment.

Also, while I’ve been heavily distracted by these issues, I haven’t been completely hidden under a rock.  A recent passing has had a very personal impact on Said Saviour’s Cock, and I would be remiss not to pay my respects.

Rest in peace, Mr. Mays.  You will live on in our hearts, and we will make sure your message lives on: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07ncdYOkeE4