I was on my way home from Starbucks, with my usual decaf grande half-soy half-low fat iced vanilla double-shot gingerbread cappuccino extra dry light ice with one Sweet-n’-Low and one NutraSweet, and Robyn was just standing outside the house, weeping. And it wasn’t his usual weeping, either. It was like, sad weeping.

I went up to him to ask him what was wrong, and he just hugged me and told me everything was going to be ok. I didn’t know what he was talking about, but he made me spill my drink, so I got to do a little weeping of my own.

-Josh