HEY WHAT COOL it’s our entry to this year’s 24 One Competition, which:
A)made the Top Ten and was screened in the Edmonton International Film Festival
B)won Best Art Direction
C)stars our best pal Pete Morley!
Success 5000 is back in Edmonton, and after a month on the road performing night after night after night, the only thing we wanna do now that we’re home is PERFORM NIGHT AFTER NIGHT AFTER NIGHT.
You can catch us at the Edmonton Comedy Festival’s Young Guns Competition this Friday at 8pm at The Ranch of all places. It’s a massive competition for new comedians with amazing prizes, and the audience decides who wins, so come be in the audience! We will be your BEST FRIENDS. FOR REAL.
You can also be among the very first people to see our latest short film! We’ve once again entered the Edmonton International Film Festival’s 24 One Competition, submitting a movie we made in under 24 hours. If we make the Top Ten (which we have for three years running), we’ll be screened in the festival this Saturday at 6:30 at the Empire Theatre in City Centre Mall! And again, the audience decides who wins the fabulous top prize, so be cool and do what cool people would do (come to the show)!
Friends, it’s finally winding down. Our insane month-long road trip across the country has culminated with our very last road show, which took place in Winnipeg and was amazing. It’s been a blast all the way along, though not without its close calls and crazy happenstances, and now we begin the journey home.
Speaking of home, WE ARE PLAYING ON AN AMAZING LINE-UP AT UNDERDOG IN EDMONTON ON THURSDAY NIGHT TO CELEBRATE OUR TRIUMPHANT RETURN!
Short notice? Yes. Be there anyway? Damn right.
The next two stops on our cross-Canada tour will be in the beautiful city of Toronto, Ontario!
SUNDAY SEPTEMBER 1ST AT 9:30
Stoner Sundays at Vapor Central
667 Yonge St, Toronto
TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 3RD AT 8:00
I Heart Jokes at The Central
603 Markham St, Toronto
More dates to come! Check back often!
Success 5000 are pleased to announce the first two dates of our cross-country tour! Tell everybody you know (in Vancouver in Calgary at least)!
MONDAY, AUGUST 26TH: CLUSTERFUN!
Havana Restaurant, 1212 Commercial Drive, Vancouver BC
WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 28TH: JUPITER COMEDY!
Jupiter Lounge, 124 10th St NW, Calgary AB
More cross-Canada dates to be added soon! Check the LIVE page for updates!
Our Tour Kickoff/Film Screening/EP Release went amazingly well! …and now that it’s over, the new record is live on our Bandbamp page! Six newly recorded tracks, consisting of all our best material, complete with full-band orchestration for maximum “ratchet club banger” factor. Seriously, this is Success 5000 you can dance to… dare we say, this is Success 5000 you could get ALL KINDS OF FREAKY to.
YOU CAN CLICK RIGHT HERE TO GO THERE AND DOWNLOAD IT FOR SUPER CHEAP!
Or you can click on “Music” on the menu at the top of the page, of just Google us or whatever. There’s lots of ways.
FRIENDS! We are extremely pleased to announce our TOUR KICKOFF, EP RELEASE, AND MOVIE SCREENING AT THE WUNDERBAR! As the name suggests, it will be the start of our CROSS-COUNTRY TOUR, and will feature a PERFORMANCE, an EP THAT YOU CAN KEEP, and a SCREENING OF OUR HIT FILM. Don’t even think about not being there!